You’re in the right rebellion.
If you've changed your brand colors more times than you've changed your sheets this month...
If your marketing strategy is basically vibes + panic + whatever that girl on TikTok said...
If you're one "trust the process" away from throwing your laptop out the window...
They're calling Instagram Facebook Jr for
a reason.
REBEL SYSTEMS
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I take your business, run it through a strategy blender, and hand you a blueprint that actually makes sense.
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Systems
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Lucien decodes the 13 energetic keys hidden in your birthdate. A numerology-based system for the cult-coded entrepreneur.
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Ivy unlocks your brand’s original blueprint - decoded from your natal chart and delivered as a strategic identity map.
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A Pinterest-obsessed digital-nomad with a BA in English, an MA in Human Rights, and a minor in disappearing into the jungle when life gets weird.
I’ve lived in yurts, travelled the world, drunk the plant medicine, and somehow built a 10-year digital career that’s part systems sorcery, part content nerdery, part “please don’t make me do a Reel.”
I help misfit founders turn their weird, brilliant ideas into automated systems that actually work - using tools like Pinterest, SEO, and sometimes... your birthdate.
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Most people only aim for high-volume keywords. But conversions happen in the branches and leaves - the small, specific, high-intent searches. This strategy helps you dominate your niche from top to bottom turning traffic into leads and leads into buyers.
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You're creating. You're posting. But are you using the words your ideal audience types into Google? This one-off service gives you a complete keyword map - so you can stop flying blind and start creating with clarity and confidence.
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